Jackie Khones is a green, one foot tall, one-eyed stick figure. His name is a spoonerism and inside joke on the name of Khaki Jones, an former Cartoon Network executive who was in charge of the production of Foster's. His a cool 21 year old wise friend with a love of sandwitches. So much so that stealing one of his sandwiches is concidered a death wish. He also has very high connections with celebrities in Hollywood, and is in a serious relationship with his girlfriend, Fluffer Nutter.